Time Hoarders
A downloadable game for Windows
TIME HOARDERS INC APPLICATION FORM
Do you enjoy working?
[ ] Yes! [ ] Definitely! [ ] Absolutely!
Do you have time?
[ ] Never! [ ] Always! [ ] What?
Are you aware of your place in the universe?
[ ] far, far too aware [ ] far, far too aware [ ] far, far too aware
Line go up?
[ ] Line go up! [ ] :)
MAKE INVESTMENTS! MAKE WISE CHOICES! SPIN PLATES! PUT OUT FIRES! SCALE UPWARDS! SCALE UPWARDS! SCALE UPWARDS!
A fast-paced puzzle invest-them-up management simulator thing-of-unknown-horror created for the GMTK gamejam 2024. Enjoy work! Enjoy scale! Enjoy Impact! The line can only go up!
The average lifespan of an aphid is 0.333 years.
The average lifespan of a honeybee queen is 4 years.
The average lifespan of a person is 70 years.
The average lifespan of a planet is inconsequential.
None of these are correct and knowing the answers will not save you.
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Install instructions
Install the .exe by following the wizard. She knows what she's doing.
Comments
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This game is so weird and I love it for it. The addicting loop of trying to keep a full board of perfectly matched investments, the incredible narration, especially the narration, did i mention the beautiful narration? (In all seriousness the music alongside paper flipping and occasional quotes does help keep you interested)
Unfortunately I crashed a bit after getting to the [spoiler warning] cthulu space eyes looking section, so I'll have to replay it at some point. My only other nitpick would be maybe colourcoding or adding the images of investments to the instruction to make it clear which is which (especially orange and yellow when first introduced)
Overall i think this game deserves wayy more attention tho, nice job :D